News from Turtle Island!

So there is internet here.  They did fix the internet.  Thank you, somebody out there; I'm sorry I doubted you.

In other news, black foot disease!  Yup, black foot disease is the result of drinking arsenic rich water in Taiwan (and Taiwan only, apparently).  You can get it right here in Turtle Island!  So I will be using bottled water for everything from now on.  Too bad that darned grad student told me there was already enough bottled water on the island and I didn't need any.  Now I think 3 bottles may not be enough.

Don't worry though, they're big bottles.

Now, courtesy of A-Hong:

woooooo